
Fig Newtons and Milk
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Cheers Pahonu 

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Today I am eating Fig Newtons and watching Magnum. It's a good day. 

- ZelenskyTheValiant (Ivan)
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When I was much younger I actually remember liking Fig Newtons. Wasn't my favorite but I remember eating them. But today I honestly wouldn't even be able to finish one. Just don't care for the taste anymore.
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I agree -- I like Fig Newmans and the Whole Foods derivatives much better than actual Fig Newtons. But I still eat the original. 

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I've put on 25 lbs of stress (and stress eating) since hurricane Dorian and Covid.
I gotta ditch the Magnum junk food and stick to
Tabasco, flat beer (alcohol free 'cause I don't drink anymore), tomato juice and 3 raw eggs blended at low speed for 10 seconds.
I gotta ditch the Magnum junk food and stick to
Tabasco, flat beer (alcohol free 'cause I don't drink anymore), tomato juice and 3 raw eggs blended at low speed for 10 seconds.
Knocking my rubber chicken or my sloppy habits is within the rules, but you're attacking my character. I would like to think you don't mean that.
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Lol. Yeah, you can't do the Magnum diet unless you're also out on the surf ski and swimming in the tidal pool every day. Coops, macho tacos, hot dogs and fig newtons is a recipe for an exploding waist line.
"How fiendishly deceptive of you Magnum. I could have sworn I was hearing the emasculation of a large rodent."
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Bought some Fig Newtons this week just because this thread went active again! 

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Excellent! I have two packages on my desk -- well, 1.5 if you count only the uneaten cookies.MagnumsLeftShoulder wrote: ↑Wed Mar 03, 2021 11:27 pm Bought some Fig Newtons this week just because this thread went active again!![]()

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I'm sure it was. Fig Newmans are "Newman's Own" brand, and I know Whole Foods has a store brand. Both of those taste better than today's Fig Newtons.IvanTheTerrible wrote: ↑Thu Mar 04, 2021 5:47 amI don't even know the difference between the two. I'm not sure now which ones I used to eat. Always assumed it was Fig Newtons.