Pahonu wrote: ↑Fri Feb 26, 2021 1:02 am
Great insights both! Now remember, both of my parents are Canadian. My father thought it was hilarious several years ago before he died when I showed him some YouTube clips of various comedians joking about Canada and the US. He liked one that joked about Canada is to the US as New Zealand is to Australia. I guess he liked analogy humor!

Maybe there’s something to it though. He also liked one clip where the comedian described the most shocking and unexpected news headline humanly possible:
BREAKING NEWS, Canada invades US!
No one would believe it!

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Pahonu,
I take exception to the idea Americans know nothing about The Great White North. For instance I know the first 3 Prime Ministers were Red Green, Raymond Burr and Justin Bieber.
That the first time a Canadian boy writes his name it's in the snow and that Big Foot is known as "Big 0.3048 Meter" up there.
As for your Dad's most unlikely headline "Canada Invades US", you firebugs and your British arsonist abettors pulled the infamous Torching The White House Caper in 1814, the
Capitol building only saved by a passing thunderstorm.
Okay so maybe a Yankee tourist accidentally dropped a match in the capital of Upper Canada previous to that but it was an accident, that's our story and we are sticking to it.
Anyway, if Canada does one day take over the US it won't be an invasion, it will be a needed intervention.
I have been to many places and a good 15 times to Canada and I think they are just about the finest people anywhere, outside of New Jersey of course.
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