Sincere apologies for the extreme tardiness of my reply. I have been busy briefing my high profile and high powered legal team regarding their upcoming efforts to free you from your current exclusive contract with MM Management. The lead attorney (who is a very impressive chap by the name of Jackie Chiles (think Seinfeld)) thinks that we have a strong case and he wants to get you on the stand as soon as possible.
Whilst on the theme of Seinfeld (I am a huge fan), you should be aware that we have a new term that is being used with increasing regularity in my household – ‘the KENJI Files’ (cast your mind back to the episode of Seinfeld where George was working diligently away on the Penski file). The ‘KENJI File’ refers to the compendium that I have used to store printouts of all the fantastic hints and tips that you have so generously provided to me. I am hoping that one of the Australian/Hawaiian airport customs staff that process my luggage don’t confiscate the KENJI files due to their being a huge Magnum PI fan.
I am also viewing my copy of the KENJI Files as a key element of my future retirement fund as it’s bound to be worth a fortune after your book goes to #1 on the New York Times Bestseller list (it’s akin to having an original copy of Keith Richards’ draft lyrics for a song that were written before the Rolling Stones became famous….).
I LOVE the links to the documentaries about ‘The Great Escape’ that you sent me – they are fantastic (and very interesting – who would have guessed that one of the original proposed filming locations was Palm Springs!). If you ever feel like reading a great book about the real ‘Big X’ who was the planning genius behind the escape, take a look at the link below – Roger Bushell was an absolutely amazing man.
https://www.amazon.com/Great-Escaper-De ... 1444760661
I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again – THANK YOU!!!!!!! The wonderful generosity of your time and effort in sending me all your thoughtfully crafted tips and suggestions will make a HUGE difference to my family’s holidays and we are all very grateful.
In 24 hours from now we’ll be on a plane to Hawaii and thus you won’t see any postings from me for around a week and one half after that. However, you can rest assured that I will be loading up lots of stories and photos upon my return.
Aloha from your # 1 FTA customer

