Paniolo is Hawaiian for "Cowboy" as far as I know...and yes, the term "hooch" is slang for illegal alcohol, such as Moonshine.Pahonu wrote:Luther, I think its pakalolo not paniolo and I always thought hooch was slang for alcohol. Anyone else know?lutherhgillis wrote:Concerning the paniolo growers from this episode, I heard on the news today that doctors have issued new warnings about hootch. Apparently it really does do serious long term damage to the brain. They don't call it dope for nothing...
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One thing, I don't quite understand at the end is, why does the quarantined dog run freely on the estate while the lads are in the fenced off bit? Shouldn't it be the other way round???
And why is it the ugliest dog of Hawaii? This is a rather cute little canine.
Not too sure about this episode. I don't quite hate it or love it.... I quite like it for the cute little dog and the bloopers at the end (is this really the only one??? I thought I had seen others too), but don't like it for the rather bad storyline.
And why is it the ugliest dog of Hawaii? This is a rather cute little canine.
Not too sure about this episode. I don't quite hate it or love it.... I quite like it for the cute little dog and the bloopers at the end (is this really the only one??? I thought I had seen others too), but don't like it for the rather bad storyline.
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That one's easy. It wouldn't be funny the other way aroundVisiting Stewardess wrote:One thing, I don't quite understand at the end is, why does the quarantined dog run freely on the estate while the lads are in the fenced off bit? Shouldn't it be the other way round???

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I'm with Higgins when he proclaims, "No, no! This episode is absurd!"
It's ridiculous. The charm of the characters is what carries the less than magnificent script. Still, it wins me over for some reason...
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It's ridiculous. The charm of the characters is what carries the less than magnificent script. Still, it wins me over for some reason...

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I noticed the 'jungle noises' myself watching last night...............got a good chuckle out of it.J.J. Walters wrote:During the "bannana field" chase, when the gangsters' car gets stuck in the mud, listen closely in the background - monkeys are howling, "who-who-who-who-who-ha-ha-ha-ha"! You can hear them a couple of times in the scene. T'ain't no wild monkeys in Oahu (and they weren't anywhere near the Honolulu Zoo)! Pretty funny.
I don't watch for bloopers much......mostly because shows back then were notorious for using stock footage that was poor in quality and out of place.........but maybe the worst of all is the OBVIOUS use of stunt doubles.......poorly blended/edited in.......in this episode as well when the old man took the wheel to chase them into the banana field. That happens so often , it made me numb a long time ago.
that seemed forced for the cheap laugh......especially when the lady informs TM that the tidal pool is an issue and then the presumably the dog run would be for the poochie.Visiting Stewardess wrote:One thing, I don't quite understand at the end is, why does the quarantined dog run freely on the estate while the lads are in the fenced off bit? Shouldn't it be the other way round???
And why is it the ugliest dog of Hawaii? This is a rather cute little canine.
Not too sure about this episode. I don't quite hate it or love it.... I quite like it for the cute little dog and the bloopers at the end (is this really the only one??? I thought I had seen others too), but don't like it for the rather bad storyline.
clever little episode that is saved by the character interaction. One thing is clear so far, if the action/plot is not enough, the character interaction on 'slower' episodes saves them. Gazzo as the 'old Moustache' is great as the out of touch classic gangster.......clearly spoofing his Godfather persona. The aspiring marine biologist was about as dry and boring as any female lead on the show........truly forgettable.
and one more thing.........I've now seen it a few times in this early part of first season.........they keep putting women in those high wasted pants that simply don't work if you are carrying any extra baggage on the backside.....if you know what I mean. Same thing in the Little Girls episode with their chaperone.
and one more thing.........I've now seen it a few times in this early part of first season.........they keep putting women in those high wasted pants that simply don't work if you are carrying any extra baggage on the backside.....if you know what I mean. Same thing in the Little Girls episode with their chaperone.
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Spot on right, I caught that too as very odd. It did not make any sense as two people who could have shot you, instead let you go, saved your life from those pursuing you, and you pause to try to nail them later on. The script writers and directors flopped on that one. It makes Magnum look like a complete PRICK.Carol the Dabbler wrote:I like this episode overall, but there's one little bit that bugs me. While Magnum is being chased by the gangsters, he runs into some pot growers guarding their patch, and tricks them into shooting at the gangsters. Then as soon as he's clear, he pauses to memorize the location so he can report the pot growers to the police -- after they just saved his life! I know that private investigators are sworn to uphold the law and all that, but haven't we seen Magnum bend things more than a little from time to time?
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I think it's more like the network going out of its way to please the small group of busy-bodies who hammer out a letter to the FCC every time they hear a word or see a body part that would make Agatha Chumley blush. Remember, this was at the peak of Nancy Reagan's "Just Say No" campaign.Sisophous wrote:The script writers and directors flopped on that one. It makes Magnum look like a complete PRICK.
Edit: Looks like Tom got involved with her initiative in '85: http://www.corbisimages.com/stock-photo ... om-selleck

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Yeah, that's what I thought too. Maybe that was put into the script as an after-thought. Someone probably said in the scripting phase, "Hey guys, we can't do this. People will think we sympathise with pot growers, if we leave it like that!"Styles Bitchley wrote:
I think it's more like the network going out of its way to please the small group of busy-bodies who hammer out a letter to the FCC every time they hear a word or see a body part that would make Agatha Chumley blush.
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J.J. Walters wrote:Dry, maybe. Forgettable, no way! She's drop dead gorgeous!Seaver41 wrote:The aspiring marine biologist was about as dry and boring as any female lead on the show........truly forgettable.
I really did not like her character at all. She is terrified of dogs and very emotional with mood swings. She reminds me of the female role played in Indiana Jones films where the girl is always on an emotional roller-coaster.
I found this episode the very first of the series where there were constant attempts at humor, mainly the bad guys were quarreling and incompetent. The attempts at humor were lame.
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That sound effect was of a kookaburra (link), a bird native only to Australia that has been a stock "jungle" sound effect in movies and TV shows since the MGM Tarzan movies starting in the early 1930s.J.J. Walters wrote:During the "bannana field" chase, when the gangsters' car gets stuck in the mud, listen closely in the background - monkeys are howling, "who-who-who-who-who-ha-ha-ha-ha"! You can hear them a couple of times in the scene. T'ain't no wild monkeys in Oahu (and they weren't anywhere near the Honolulu Zoo)! Pretty funny.
Magnum was first seen wearing his Detroit Tigers hat in China Doll.Jay-Firestorm wrote: Magnum wears his Detroit Tigers cap for the first time (he would be a Tigers fan throughout the series)
Higgins is seen a moment later stepping out of the back of the van.* In the scene where Zeus and Apollo leap out of the back of the van, we hear Higgins’ voice command “Now, lads”. This is clearly dubbed on in post-production, and Higgins is nowhere to be seen in the rest of the sequence.
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Yep. I added that bit to the episode guide years ago. Still, there ain't no kookaburras in Hawaii either.MaximRecoil wrote:That sound effect was of a kookaburra (link), a bird native only to Australia that has been a stock "jungle" sound effect in movies and TV shows since the MGM Tarzan movies starting in the early 1930s.J.J. Walters wrote:During the "bannana field" chase, when the gangsters' car gets stuck in the mud, listen closely in the background - monkeys are howling, "who-who-who-who-who-ha-ha-ha-ha"! You can hear them a couple of times in the scene. T'ain't no wild monkeys in Oahu (and they weren't anywhere near the Honolulu Zoo)! Pretty funny.

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