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N1095A · #91 Post by **N1095A** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:24 pm

Little known facts about James J. Walters

When it is raining, it is because he is sad.

Even his parrot's advice is insightful.

If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men's entire lower intestines.

His shirts never wrinkle.

He is left-handed. And right-handed.

Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.

He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn't admit it.

You can see his charisma from space.

The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

He once punched a mime. That's right. You heard me.

When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.

If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.

It is said the sun comes up later on the 6th, in case his Cinco parties run long.

The Mayans prophecized his birth.

Even lucha libres remove their masks in his presence.

He once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish.

He serves sizzling fajita platters barehanded.

Bulls flat-out refuse to fight him.

He once buried a time capsule full of things that haven't happened yet.

His bear hugs are actually hugs he gives to bears.

He can't be bought, but his beard clippings have been know to show up on Ebay.

He has never lost a sock.

If he disagrees with you, it is because you are wrong.

He served as Tom selleck's stunt double on Magnum, P.I. but was let go when producers discoverd he was more likable on camera than Selleck.

Steve · #92 Post by **Steve** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:14 pm

.........Beautiful women the World over fight for the right to be called "his ex"........

Carmen · #93 Post by **Carmen** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:12 pm

LOL, very well written Mike!!
James, you ARE our hero

golfmobile · #94 Post by **golfmobile** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:21 pm

You sure it wasn't a mime he punched?

g.

#95 Post by **J.J. Walters** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:36 am

LOL Guys!!

If only those were true! My wife might call me 'The World's Most "Interesting" Man' (with Interesting in quotes)...

* From memory, he knows where Jonathan Quayle Higgins was in 1942, but he seems to misplace his keys every other day.

* He plays basketball, then smokes a cigarette .... BEFORE he hits the water bottle.

* At least once a week he promises to fix the step ladder leading up to the attic. His wife simply laughs at him when says this now

* He likes Punk Rock AND Disco.

N1095A · #96 Post by **N1095A** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:54 am

golfmobile wrote:You sure it wasn't a mime he punched?

g.

I changed it Golf. I like Mime better.

Frodoleader · #97 Post by **Frodoleader** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:45 pm

Check this out...

http://dosequis.com/

golfmobile · #98 Post by **golfmobile** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:50 pm

I guess this was probably a pretty good advertising gimmick -- at first. I haven't even SEEN all the ads, and I'm tired of it already.

JMO

golf

N1095A · #99 Post by **N1095A** » Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:20 pm

A little self indulgence.

#100 Post by **J.J. Walters** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:01 am

New truck Mike? F-150?

N1095A · #101 Post by **N1095A** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:34 am

James J. Walters wrote:New truck Mike? F-150?

F250 4X4 Super Duty.

#102 Post by **J.J. Walters** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:36 am

Cool, the heavy duty model. You can pretty much haul/tow anything with that bad boy!

Jay-Firestorm · #103 Post by **Jay-Firestorm** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:03 pm

It's really good to put faces to some members.

Here's a couple of me. You could print them out and put them over the fireplace to keep the kids away!

(You can see one of my other loves on the shelf behind me. My avatar is a clue. Ahem)

(A little unshaven in this one!)

Jay-Firestorm · #104 Post by **Jay-Firestorm** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:15 pm

Just found another... this is the guy in my avatar.

Yes, aside from being an A-Team and MPI junkie, I also collect childrens toys!!

only looking · #105 Post by **only looking** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:12 am

By the power of Greyskull!!! YOU HAVE THE POWER!!!