Magnum Mania!

Semi-Macabre question.

Joked with my wife the other day (don't know why it came up) to put something Magnum on my Grave Stone.

My Mom was a huge Arnie fan so my Dad put "I'll Be Back" on hers.

He's a super serious guy so it really surprised me.

Anyways, would there be any Magnum, P.I. lines that would be good.

Weird question (kinda fun too) but sometimes I'm a weird guy.

Maybe:

"I DEMAND you come back immediately".

“Did you see the sunrise?”

TigersHat wrote:“Did you see the sunrise?”

Yes.

Welcome to MM.

Saw your post "Hi Guys".

There you go. Another one.

JOHN SMITH
January 01, 1970 - December 31, 2050
HI GUYS!

Hi guys is good or “I know what you’re thinking...”, which seems a little creepy when it’s coming from a dead person.

OH MY GOD!
Here lies John Smith
January 01, 1970 - December 31, 2050

or
OH MY GOD!
Here lies one HELL of a man, John Smith
January 01, 1970 - December 31, 2050

Mine is going to read ...........
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS !

Gotta like it.

T.Q. wrote:Semi-Macabre question.

Joked with my wife the other day (don't know why it came up) to put something Magnum on my Grave Stone.

My Mom was a huge Arnie fan so my Dad put "I'll Be Back" on hers.

He's a super serious guy so it really surprised me.

Anyways, would there be any Magnum, P.I. lines that would be good.

Weird question (kinda fun too) but sometimes I'm a weird guy.

First - sorry for your loss
Second - that's a pretty cool move by your dad

T.Q. wrote:Maybe:

"I DEMAND you come back immediately".

That's awesome!


Actually all these are good, especially "I know what you're thinking".

For my contribution . . . "Time has little to do with Infinity . . . and Jelly Donuts"

ConchRepublican wrote:

T.Q. wrote:Semi-Macabre question.

Joked with my wife the other day (don't know why it came up) to put something Magnum on my Grave Stone.

My Mom was a huge Arnie fan so my Dad put "I'll Be Back" on hers.

He's a super serious guy so it really surprised me.

Anyways, would there be any Magnum, P.I. lines that would be good.

Weird question (kinda fun too) but sometimes I'm a weird guy.

First - sorry for your loss
Second - that's a pretty cool move by your dad

T.Q. wrote:Maybe:

"I DEMAND you come back immediately".

That's awesome!


Actually all these are good, especially "I know what you're thinking".

For my contribution . . . "Time has little to do with Infinity . . . and Jelly Donuts"

Thanks Conch.

How about just

"JELLY DONUTS".

How about "I was bloody marvellous."
(Higgins at the end of Tropical Madness "Don't hand me that wretched understatement. I was bloody marvellous.")

No, that's a bit conceited. How about "Stuff it, Scrungo!"
Maybe not.

"Knowing your station in life - that's the secret to happiness, lads."

at your funeral have them playing the theme song

Classicmagnum wrote:at your funeral have them playing the theme song

LOL! And off course the pallbearers are wearing Aloha shirts !

Welcome aboard Classicmagnum

My crazy Uncle, a lifelong Universal employee on the corporate money side, is a huge MPI fan and keeps teasing my Aunt that on his gravestone he want's...

"Hi Guys" under his birth date and "Bye Guys" under his death date, My Aunt is not amused.

I like "Did you see the sunrise?" for the message that it conveys: Did you pay attention to the little gifts today?