Magnum Mania!

Been looking through the boards for a while now and thought I would add a place where we could share our favorite quotes.

Higgins: I say, Magnum. As usual, your timing couldn't be worse. I assumed you'd be freeloading at the club all day so I scheduled my first committee luncheon. Now it could most delicately be described as a compromising situation.

Magnum: Don't get excited. In 15 minutes, ten if I'm lucky, she will be out of here.

Legacy From a Friend - Season 3 Episode 19

I always felt this was an exchange that really spoke humorously to the dynamic between Higgins and Magnum. I know there are plenty of great bits of dialogue and one liners out there and look forward to seeing the boards' favorites.

Of course I just found the Favorite Comedic Quotes post. http://magnum-mania.com/Forum/viewtopic ... lit=quotes

"work the lock, don't look at the dogs"
"you looked at the dogs"


"I know what you're thinking... and you're wrong"

"my little voice was telling me..."

Another one of my favorites. I think that one really set the tone for Magnum's inner dialogue.

how about...

This is so great! Do you supply a gun, or should I bring my own?

"I can explain..."

Magnum (to guest): "I prefer to be called private investigator."
Higgins: "He prefers to be called. Period."

I forgot which episode that was.

I know that one...season 1 episode 5.

WhiteKnight wrote:I know that one...season 1 episode 5.

Ah, thanks!

A funny quote from episode 01x11 01x11 (The Curse of the King Kamehameha Club)

TM: Hey, where'd you get all the money?
Rick: Bets.
TM: But I didn't win.
Rick: We know... Drinks are on me at the club, everybody!
TM: He didn't bet on me. I saved his life and he didn't bet on me...