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Aloha Shirt Do's and Don'ts

Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 2:53 pm
by Agatha
This was part of an article in my newspaper this morning. I KNEW you'd all want to be DOing the right thing... :)

DO buy at least one size too large.

DO believe that louder is better.

DO compliment another guy on his rockin' shirt.

DO wear them with a solid blazer for formal occasions.

DON'T ever tuck them in unless you are Thomas Magnum.

DON'T wear them with a necktie.

DON'T wear a shirt with matching pants or shorts.

DON'T wear a matching shirt with your spouse. (That poor tourist couple in China Doll comes to my mind.)

OK. You can get dressed now!! And I hope you all have a wonderful day!!

:)

Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 4:10 pm
by Styles Bitchley
Ha, ha. That's awesome. Anyone know the protocol on wearing a t-shirt underneath? Cover up or just let the chest hair fly like TM?

What paper did you find that in Agatha?

Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 4:45 pm
by Jaybird
Back in the 80's, the sizes were smaller. A medium back then fits like a small today. This is especially true with the "Paradise Found" brand worn by TM. Yes!! Buy a size larger, especially with vintage shirts.

Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 5:01 pm
by IKnowWhatYoureThinking
I'd say no T Shirt underneath. Just let the chest hair fly. All of my Aloha Shirts are the same size as my regular whirts. THey are a little snug in the chest area, bt I think a size up would make them look like bedspreads!

Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 10:19 pm
by Steve
And don't forget........

It is always okay to wear a Hawaiian Shirt under your badass biker vest...
It is always okay to wear a Hawaiian Shirt while attending ANY boring event including Family get togethers, Graduations, Birthday Parties and of course with or without Sport Coat at a Wedding.
( I almost got away with it at my own Wedding on a beach in St. Thomas, but settled on a White Tux with Hawaiian Print Bow Tie and Cumberbund)

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 12:42 am
by Agatha
You guys are TOO funny!! But it all sounds like good advice! I mean, the whole IDEA behind an Aloha shirt...and almost anything else Hawaiian...is that ANYTHING GOES, right??

:)

PS - Our local paper is The Olympian, Styles...out of Olympia, WA.

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 12:50 am
by Agatha
Just had a thought, Styles. If you want to know what a Hawaiian shirt looks like with a T shirt underneath...check out the Billy Joe Bob episode.

I have to vote with IKnowWhatYoureThinking...no T shirt.

:)

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 3:56 pm
by lutherhgillis
This is funny! :lol: I love it!

I remember that Hawaiian shirts were everywhere during the 80s. MPI really did a lot to inspire fashion. Also, sunglasses with cords became big then but I do not rememeber if MPI inspired that or just went along with it.

Carry on...