Thanks, everyone! I really appreciate it. I'll check out your suggestions...

LUTHER GILLIS!

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ILAROLG SKAM

I feel like a failed fan here because I can't remember the episode--or even the season!--containing one of my favorite Magnum quotes. It's a voice-over quote from Magnum that goes something like: "I hope to hell there is a God, but act as if there isn't one." That's not the exact quote, I don't thin...