Little known facts about James J. Walters
Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:24 pm
Little known facts about James J. Walters
When it is raining, it is because he is sad.
Even his parrot's advice is insightful.
If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men's entire lower intestines.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn't admit it.
You can see his charisma from space.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
He once punched a mime. That's right. You heard me.
When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.
It is said the sun comes up later on the 6th, in case his Cinco parties run long.
The Mayans prophecized his birth.
Even lucha libres remove their masks in his presence.
He once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish.
He serves sizzling fajita platters barehanded.
Bulls flat-out refuse to fight him.
He once buried a time capsule full of things that haven't happened yet.
His bear hugs are actually hugs he gives to bears.
He can't be bought, but his beard clippings have been know to show up on Ebay.
He has never lost a sock.
If he disagrees with you, it is because you are wrong.
He served as Tom selleck's stunt double on Magnum, P.I. but was let go when producers discoverd he was more likable on camera than Selleck.
When it is raining, it is because he is sad.
Even his parrot's advice is insightful.
If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men's entire lower intestines.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn't admit it.
You can see his charisma from space.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
He once punched a mime. That's right. You heard me.
When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.
It is said the sun comes up later on the 6th, in case his Cinco parties run long.
The Mayans prophecized his birth.
Even lucha libres remove their masks in his presence.
He once taught a German Shepard to bark in Spanish.
He serves sizzling fajita platters barehanded.
Bulls flat-out refuse to fight him.
He once buried a time capsule full of things that haven't happened yet.
His bear hugs are actually hugs he gives to bears.
He can't be bought, but his beard clippings have been know to show up on Ebay.
He has never lost a sock.
If he disagrees with you, it is because you are wrong.
He served as Tom selleck's stunt double on Magnum, P.I. but was let go when producers discoverd he was more likable on camera than Selleck.
